Divaland Pride Guide 2018: Your Comprehensive Seattle Pride Event Calendar

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Pride Month is here and there are an overwhelming number of events...but NO FOMO. Here's a list of parties, performances, and sexy shenanigans to please everyone. Time to plan accordingly and play safe!

Pride is politics, pageantry and partying all in one messy mix. The core notion that we are all deserving of love and should be free to express our love demands diversity. Fortunately, there really is something for everyone.

We have compiled a list of notable events and festivals happening this month. For the sake of expediency, we have put them in four categories: Culture, Drag Queens, Outdoor Events, and Drinking & Dancing. Peruse the lineup, check the dates, click the links for times and tickets, and get your schedule in order.

Molly Shannon as Emily Dickinson (l) with Susan Ziegler in Wild Nights with Emily at SIFF.

Culture

In addition to parties, shows, and cabarets, there are screenings, performances, and readings throughout Seattle. Here are some notable ones.

Sapphic Selections from SIFF 2018’s Closing Weekend, June 9 and 10

Seattle International Film Festival 2018 ends June 10, and we’re highlighting three very different films with homoromantic elements.

Wild Nights With Emily

Actress Molly Shannon (yes, the comedienne) portrays legendary poet Emily Dickinson in this biopic highlighting her lifelong romance with Susan Gilbert. It’s goofy and sweet and offers a touching, fresh perspective on the life of the reclusive Dickinson.

Good Manners

Intense classism in São Paulo, Brazil is treated through a supernatural and eerie lens in the thriller Good Manners. Watch out for that full moon…

Chedeng & Apple

Ever wondered what Thelma & Louise might look like if the characters were in the Philippines instead of the Southwest? You’re in luck. Sometimes an abusive husband gets so riled up that he loses his head…literally. #TimesUp

DC-based singer-songwriter Be Steadwell takes the stage at Gay City on June 9

Queer Love Songs by Be Steadwell at Gay City, June 9

DC-based singer-songwriter Be Steadwell sings music from her new Album, Queer Love Songs, using loop pedal vocal layering, guitar, and film. “This performance offers laughter, catharsis and a breath of fresh air,” says Gay City.

Gaming in Color at Living Computers, June 16

Gamer culture is rife with misogyny (cf. Gamergate) and homophobia, but that’s not the full story. The documentary Gaming in Color “focuses on LGBTQ issues in video games, gaymer culture, and the rise of queer themes in gaming.”

Author Gerrard Conley of Boy Erased at the Google Campus, June 21

Gerrard Conley was outed to his Baptist pastor father and sent to conversion therapy at the age of 19. His memoir, Boy Erased, captures those experiences and weaves a narrative of love that conquers all. Actor Lucas Hedges will play Conley in the upcoming film based on the memoir, but you can hear from Conley himself at this free reading and presentation of his memoir.

Seattle Men’s Chorus: God Save The Queens with Prince Poppycock, June 22 and 23

Seattle Men’s Chorus is joined by singer and artist Prince Poppycock for a two-night British Invasion. Featuring music from 50 years of Brit Pop and Rock, including The Beatles, Queen, Elton John, Sting, Adele and more.

Catch Old Witch (winner of Miss Bacon Strip 2018) at the Timbre Room when she hosts a Golden Girls Tribute show.

Drag Queens

Oh mama, there are sooooo many drag events. Even some of the nightlife events listed below have lots of drag advertised, but these are just the events that focus on drag performances as a cabaret, pageant, or stand-up showcase. See some newly minted stars from the Drag Race set, support your local queens, and get ready for some serious wig snatching.

Critter Person Pageant 2018 at Kremwerk, June 9

Cucci’s Critter Barn is a long-running showcase of monster drag at its finest in Seattle. Expect the grotesque and the glorious at the annual Critter Person Pageant.

Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts at The Moore, June 12

Drag Race All-Star Trixie Mattel brings her one-woman show to Seattle. They had to get a bigger venue than originally planned for this one based on the overwhelming demand. Get it, gurl.

Miz Cracker at Queer Bar, June 15

Drag Race Season X standout Miz Cracker takes the stage at Queer Bar for its first Pride Month. She just had a fabulous Top 10 in artworld uberglossy ARTFORUM, in case you want an early taste of her urbane wit.

Arson Nicki, host of the monthly “Queer Art Extravaganza,” Rapture

Arson Explains It All at Gallery 1412, June 16

Local drag artist and nightlife impresario Arson Nicki presents her latest cabaret (the musical portions are lip-synced, natch) that gives a “peek behind the polyester curtain” of la vie boheme.

Kathy Griffin Laugh Your Head Off World Tour at The Moore, June 16

Okay…technically not a drag queen, but she comes pretty close. Kathy Griffin has been to hell and back after posting photos with a severed head of Donald Trump. She has lived to tell the tale and tell it she will in her aptly titled new one-woman show.

National Treasures (ft. Lady Bunny, Sherry Vine, Bianca De Rio, Jackie Beat) at The Egyptian, June 21

Four of New York’s finest, these queens need no introduction for drag aficionados. How will they pack that much hair, makeup, and personality onto one small stage at The Egyptian? We’ll just have to see for ourselves.

Fierce Queen with Aja at Neighbours, June 21

Fresh local queens come out to compete and see who can be the fiercest for the judges, Hellen Tragedy, Android Allure and…very special guest judge Aja, everyone’s favorite voguing queen from Drag Race All Stars. Proceeds will benefit Gay City LGBT Center.

Day Drag Pride Patio Series, June 21, 22, and 23

We salute all the brave queens who will be sweating their faces off outdoors during Pride. At the enclosed patio of the Kremwerk Complex, they at least get a little shade…in a good way. Each afternoon of the official pride weekend in this party series is hosted by a different queen to help you get the party started fashionably early. Thursday: Americano + KYTE x Tony Burns. Friday: Harlotte O’Scara + Drake Forsyth x The. Saturday: Irene Dubois + MMMelt.

Golden Girls Tribute at Timbre Room

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND! One of our personal favorites and recently crowned Miss Bacon Strip 2018 Old Witch and co-host Londyn Bradshaw are throwing a glittering tribute to everyone’s favorite retired foursome. Reminisce about St. Olaf, get the vapors, and go for the gold.

Art Haus All-Stars 2 at Timbre Room

The Art Haus series at Kremwerk is a proving ground for some of Seattle’s wildest, weirdest, wittiest queens. This line-up is handpicked by Haus of Urchin, the hosts of Art Haus 4.0. It’s a sort of season finale, so expect things to get especially over the top. (Pro tip: Don’t wear white.)


 

Image via State of Reform

Outdoor Events

The big official events are happening in the streets and parks around Seattle, but there are other al fresco delights that feature Seattle’s beautiful lakes. (And we don’t just mean the nude beach on Lake Washington, though that is sure to be wild, too!)

Volunteer Park Pride Festival, June 9

Suitable for all ages, this annual gathering around the amphitheater near the reservoir features a full day of music, booths from local vendors and orgs, beer gardens and lawn games.

Pride Night at Safeco Field, June 16

The ticket special for Pride Night at Safeco Field offers access to an exclusive pregame event in the Outside Corner, light appetizers, and a wearable Pride flag. It’s Mariners against a team from just down the road (I-90), the Red Sox. Ra, ra, sissy-boom-bah.

Trans Pride 2018 at Cal Anderson Park, June 22

Celebrate our trans loved ones and party in the sun before it all goes down Friday night. Hedonism ahoy. (If you plan to walk, know that a new route has been planned, so follow the event page for updates.)

Pridefest 2018 on Capitol Hill, June 23

The gayborhood shows its true colors on the Saturday of Pride Weekend. Starting at noon, PrideFest 2018 takes will encompass Broadway from John to Roy, as well as Denny Way and Cal Anderson Park for Family Pride and Queer Youth Pride.

Pride Cruise 2018 on Lake Union, June 23

Two boats, one party. The Islander Yacht and The Spirit of 76 will float in tandem around Lake Union for an afternoon of beats and boozing on the water, hosted by Nark Magazine. The party starts at 1pm and sets sails at 2pm, for those who want to peep a little of the parade on Capitol Hill first before speeding down to the lake. Don’t miss the boat: If you plan to go, buy advance tickets, as these cruises have always sold out in the past.

Rainier Beach Pride Swim at the Rainier Beach Pool, June 23

After a day in the sun, take a dip at one of Seattle’s best indoor pools, the Rainier Beach Community Center and Pool, just blocks away from the Rainier Beach Light Rail station. Seattle Parks and Recreation Aquatics Unit hosts this LGBTQ Pride Swim and all ages are welcome.

Pridefest 2018 at Seattle Center, June 24

Four stages with performances all afternoon. The International Fountain. Tons of vendors and beer gardens. Seattle Center is the biggest party in town after the Pride Parade through downtown Seattle. Bring your beach towel and chill on the lawn with your besties before running out for one last night of debauchery, school night or not.


 

The Kremwerk Complex Patio. Photo by Tyler Hill, via Kremwerk.

 

Drinking & Dancing

The first pride was a riot. It was a bunch of drag queens, transwomen, and people of color pushing back against oppressive (and sadly, at the time, legal) discrimination by police. And it all started at a bar. Not that we needed another excuse to go enjoy a good cocktail on the town, but during Pride, it’s practically a sacrament.

Rapture at Timbre Room, June 9

The late night queer extravaganza Rapture encourages guests to dress up, pose in specially designed photo booths (unique each month), dance their butts off, and see great performances—every second Saturday. If you haven’t checked it yet, now would be a perfect time.

No link for this one. Get your tix at the door. Bonus: If you go to the Critter Person Pageant mentioned above, you get a little discount on your ticket for Rapture.

MEAT at Pony, June 16

Every third Saturday is MEAT at Pony. The aggressively gay decor at Pony is already replete with dicks and dudes, and MEAT amps the vibe up even further. Hawt dawg.

Seattle Alternative Pride 2018 by Nark Magazine, June 21-25

The aforementioned cruise is actually part of five days of parties organized as Seattle Alternative Pride by Nark Magazine, June 21-25. You can get festival passes or individual tickets. Here are a couple highlights:

Swagger Like Us at Neumos, June 22

SF-based queer rager Swagger Like Us takes over Neumos with acts from TT THE ARTIST, UNIIQU3, Toya B., DavOmakesbeats, DJ JiBBZ and Kelly Lovemonster.

Backdoor Seattle Pride Party

A true warehouse rave: For those who want to go all night, prepare yourselves. Starting at 11pm, June 22 and going until 6am on June 23, the secret location will feature three rooms of sound from regional and international DJs. (The location will be revealed the day-of by emails and direct messages to ticket holders.) See the packed lineup on the Facebook event page.

Kremwerk Complex Pride 2018, June 21-25

The other big party series is at Kremwerk Complex. The most badass nightclub in town is an absolute hotbed of avant-garde music and queer entertainment. You can get a festival pass for all-access fun the entire weekend. Kremwerk is between Capitol Hill and Downtown, so whether you make it your Pride HQ or just want to party wit the drag queens on their patio one afternoon, it’s easy to get to yet feels like a special, hidden queen Eden.

We have already highlighted several events from this series above, but here’s one more.

Rapture Pride 2018, June 22

Two Raptures in one month!? Happy Pride, indeed, and this special edition is a doozy. Breaking out from the Timbre Room into the main space of Kremwerk, the featured guests this time are dancer, performance artist and bioqueen Cherdonna Shinatra and PDX-based alien drag creature Hydrangea Strangea. The special photo booth this month will be designed by Miss Texas 1988.

Her – She’s Chocolate at The Clock-Out Lounge, June 23

Beacon Hills new gay bar celebrates its first pride with a truly intersectional event. As they put it: “This is the opening night for a brand new space for Queer People of Color to come together, meet in grace and in solidarity, to make rhythmic encounters, melodic movements, deeper connections through word and sound, adding colors to this journey of life and love!”

Beauty!

S L I P, After Hours Party, June 24

If you are still standing by late Saturday night and want to keep going until sunrise, get down to Kremwerk. (FYI: This event is separate from the Kremwerk festival pass if you spring for one of those.) This one doesn’t start until 2am and ends at 8am. Free water is provided to keep you hydrated as you dance the night away. You’ll be delirious by the time the mimosas come out at 6am—a perfect state of mind for the off-the-wall dra performances by Amoania, Cucci Binaca and Kunsten Dunst.


However you plan to spend your Pride Month, we wish you the best yet, Divaland. We’ll be featuring personal guides from some of our team members, including the one and only DonnaTella Howe. Stay tuned!